SoccerGrlProbs

When you start cramping up while working out…

Anonymous asked: i went to some tryouts and by a mistake we ended up being 3 strikers and this show off was saying she was (sort of like amorgs) just waiting the ball and running anyway she claimed to be that and the others were like ok so it was hell of a game and the oponents defense was pretty good so we were lucky if we made it past the half line but everytime we passed her the ball she missed it and she wasnt even marked and she failed the pk in the most stupid way of course we lost

First of all, this girl needs to chill out. No one is like Baby Horse. No one. Secondly, how do you fail a PK. It’s pretty much free points. Don’t just let anyone take it. Have someone who can actually score take it.

When coach says get on the line…

The way people look at me when I’m eating food…

When a NARP asks you how many sprints you did yesterday…

To the whole USWNT…

Anonymous asked: The other day I was in a game and this one girl was being a bitch so i went after her and it was a completly clean hit but since she just layed there like a little dramatic mothafucker the ref called a foul and i could tell wasnt going to call it at first cuz we made it all the way down to the other side before we were about to score and then he made a big effin deal about it then she got up and was perfectly fine so why do people like to be jackasses and piss me off, btw i kicked her ass later

people like that piss me off like get your ass up aint nobody got time for your bullshit whining crying on the ground play the game dont be a pansy

when the warm up cd comes on…

when coach says conditioning is “optional”… he really means “you better fucking be there or you’re going to be running your ass off later”

when you try to chest trap a ball but instead it becomes a boob trap…

hold on coach, just keeling over with searing pain in my boob, hold on…